Thursday, September 4, 2014

No Friend Zone! They Knooowww Better

I'm happy to report that I haven’t cried in the last few days! It’s a good thing too because those puffy eyes were starting to compromise my sexy. Anyway, I have a situation that needs to be dealt with. This morning I found myself weighing the pros and cons of making a few swaps in my friend zone. Do y’all remember Cory? Well I’m glad y’all do because he’s been looking real unfamiliar lately. Drake wasn’t lying when he said people can go from 0 to 100 real quick; accept Cory and I are doing it in reverse. A short while ago I was worried that we were spending too much unnecessary time together. Now he has successfully channeled his inner Casper and has been ghost. Oh well. Congratulations sir, you have officially been inducted into the Friend Zone. There is no membership fee associated with your new position. You watching me be someone else’s muse will be payment enough! Yeah, I’m mad.
Speaking of muses, I would be remiss not mention my best friend Stefan Urquelle. Stefan is somewhat of a nerd with more stylish attire and a dope personality. He tends to fill the void of what I’m missing in my other relationships. Sometimes I get the impression that he wouldn’t mind filling a few other “voids” if you know what I mean. I’m not sure if I’m ready to give him all-access passes my water/amusement park though. However, my alter ego (often referred to as my Stunt Double) has been curious about him for a while now. She’s been plotting and scheming on ways to help him break free from the infamous friend zone but Genesis constantly advises against it. Our friendship is too special for me to even consider ruining it. I’m not interested in being his girlfriend and who knows what type of “situation-ships” my Stunt Double will rope me into when I get to Atlanta. More importantly, I’m no good at regular relationships so handling a long distance one is completely out of the question. I think it’s best that we just remain best friends. We can still be Bonnie and Clyde; we’ll just have to do so without the felonies or the feelings.
“Being in the friend zone is just like being front row at an awesome concert…except you’re deaf”~Anonymous

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